The Best of Nut

I have done some thinking and have compiled a list of some of my favorite stories.

- James and the Giant Fireballs

- The Stove in the Bed Incident

- The Shopping Cart in the Snow Incident

- Horsewhispering in Wilmore

- UPS delivery for communion

- The Mountain Dew and Blinds Affair

- Falling into the Arms of the Voluptuous Housewife

- Breaking the Seal before a three-hour lecture

- Keeping the School safe from Terrorists

- The Mixed Medication Caper

- Washing Clothes in English Channel

- Swimming with the Carps

- The Low Kneepads

- The Cross Country Race

- I only have one Knob!

- The Kentucky Meth Lab

- The Sauna Visit

- Maria's Keys in the Trash

- Sleeping behind Kmart

- The Lost Luggage F-Bomb

- Locked Away in the Professor's Bathroom

- The Curious Incident of the Stairwell and the Broken Glass

- Bloop

- Fast Train, Long Bridge

- Spaghetti on the Ceiling

- Macaroni in the Cleavage

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